A man answers a phone and hears a female voice on the other end.
“Hello, darling! I saw a necklace in a catalogue and I simply must have it. Do you mind if I use your credit card?”
“How expensive is it?” the man says.
“Only $1,200.”
“That cheap, huh? Get as many as you like! Anything else?”
“Well, there is this one ring… it’s $5,000 though.”
“Get one for each hand. Anything else?”
“Well, you know that new car we were eyeing off—”
“How much?” says the man.
“It’s $40,000.”
“Sure,” says the man. “Why not?”
“Oh, darling! You’re so generous. I’ll talk to you later.”
The man hangs up and looks around. “Did anyone drop a phone?”