Emotion party

A psychologist has a party for all of her patients. She instructs everyone to come dressed as an emotion.

As the party begins, she sees her first patient come in dressed in all red. The psychologist asks her, “What are you dressed as?”

The patient replies, “I’m dressed as anger and rage.”

The next patient comes in and is dressed in all blue. The psychologist ask what he is dressed as and he tells her “I’m dressed as sorrow.”

Next patient comes in dressed in yellow. The psychologist asks, “What are you dressed as?”

She responds “I’m dressed as happiness and delight”.

Then she sees her strangest patient, Carl, come into the party.  Carl is dressed normally expect for his finger lodged all the way in a pear. The psychologist goes up to him and says “Carl, I said come dressed as an emotion and you’re dressed normally.”

Carl shakes his head, “Nope, I’m an emotion.”

Flustered the psychologist asks, “What emotion could you possibly be dressed as?”

Carl holds up the pear on his finger, “I’m in ‘dis pear’.”

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