A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, gold class beer on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby. There is even a machine that has warm peanuts and fresh popcorn.
“This place is amazing,” says the man.
The man hears the other door open and the priest comes in. He puts down his glass of beer, swallows his popcorn and says “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be”.
The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side”.