A woman found out that her dog, Toby the Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the woman that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some liquid hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
The woman went to the pharmacy to buy the hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
She shook her head and said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”
Again she shook her head replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
A bit embarrassed the pharmacist said quietly, “Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.”