An old man was walking through a park …

An old man was walking through a park one day when he heard a woman’s voice calling for help.

He turned around, but there was only a frog sitting at the edge of a pond.

“Help me,” said the frog.

“I must be going mad,” the man said.

“You’re not going mad,” said the frog. “I was the one who asked for help. I used to be a beautiful young princess but a witch put a spell on me.”

The man picked up the frog. “A spell? How can I help you?”

“A kiss on the mouth is the only way to break the spell,” said the frog. “If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a princess. I could make you feel young again. I could be your wife. Will you kiss me?”

“A wife?” the old man put the frog in his pocket. “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”

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