A woman gets on a bus with her baby …

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

“Well, look at that,” says the bus driver, staring at the child.

“He’s just a few weeks old,” says the mother proudly.

“He’s just about the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen,” the bus driver says.

Shocked at his comment, the woman sits down at the back of the bus. After a minute, she leans over to the man next to her and says, “Did you hear the way that driver just insulted me?”

“I did,” says the man. “You march up there and tell him off. I’ll stay here and hold your monkey.”

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