A woman gets on a bus …

A woman gets on a bus and sits in the only available seat. Two men with thick accents are talking loudly next to her.

“Emma comes first,” one of the men says. “Then I come, by two asses. Next, I come again, with the two asses. Then, I come and pee twice. In the end, I come all alone.”

The woman is horrified. “Sir, this is a public bus and I am a dignified lady,” she shouts. “I have no interest in hearing your disgusting conversation. Please be quiet!”

The man turns to her. “I don’t know what you say, lady. I just try to spell Mississippi.”

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