A little boy gets a toy plane…

A little boy gets a toy plane.

The boy loves his plane so much, flying it all over the house.

One day he is in the living room playing with his plane while his mum is in the kitchen washing the dishes.

She overhears the boy playing with his plane.

“Vroom, vroom, vroom. All you f***** people want to get on, get on. All you f****** people want to get off, get off.” he says.

Angry, his mum rushes into the living room, takes the plane away, and sends the little boy to his room.

After 15 minutes, she starts to feel bad and tells the boy, “If you don’t use that kind of language, you can play with your plane.”

The boy returns to the living room, and his mum gets back to tidying up in the kitchen.

She listens again to the boy playing and this time she hears him say, “Vroom, vroom, vroom. All you very nice people want to get on, get on. All you very nice people want to get off, get off. If you have a problem with 15 minute delay, you can go talk to the b**** in the kitchen!”

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