A lady returns to the club …

A lady returns to the club after a round of golf.

Her old instructor sees her and asks how she did on the course.

“Terrible!” says the woman. “I got stung by a wasp!”

“Where did it sting you?” asked her instructor.

“Between the first and second hole.”

“Well,” said the instructor. “First of all, your stance is too wide.”

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