Your morning heart-starter: A man has a heart attack

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A man has a heart attack and gets rushed into the hospital emergency room.

The doctor yells to his colleagues, “Unless he has a heart transplant right away, he will die!”

Another doctor runs into the room and says to the worried man, “You’re in luck, two hearts just became available. You get to choose which one you want. One belongs to a lawyer and the other to a social worker”.

The man yells, “The lawyers’!”

The doctor says, “Wait! Don’t you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?”

The man says, “I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the lawyer’s probably never used his. So I’ll take it thanks!”

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