The new CEO of a company comes into work ...

The new CEO of a company comes into work determined to turn things around. He decides to prove his tough work ethic to his employees when he sees a guy leaning against a wall, playing on his phone.

“What do you think you’re doing?” the CEO demands.

“Just killing time, waiting to get paid,” says the man, shrugging.

“How much do you make each week?”

“About $400, I think,” says the man.

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The CEO pulls out his wallet and hands the man $800.

“Here’s two weeks. Now get out of here!”

The man takes the money and leaves. The CEO turns to his new employees.

“That’s the way things are going to be from now on. What do you think of that?”

One employee puts his hand up. “I think he just got the largest tip he’s ever seen for a single pizza.”  

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