Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Mary whined to her husband

“Sam, what should I do?” Mary, looking at the mirror, asked her husband of 20 years. 

“I’m only 40-years-old but I look and feel like I’m over 55! My face is all wrinkly, my back is bent over, and my hair is all thinned out.”

“Well,” said Sam after looking her up and down, “there is one thing about you that still works as good as new.”

“Oh Sam, you always know just what to say. What are you referring to?”

“Never mind,” said Sam. 

“Come one, please tell me what you were referring to.”

“Well, I was going to remark about how your eyesight seems to be working just fine!”

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