Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A couple escapes for a raunchy weekend getaway

A newlywed couple head overseas for a raunchy weekend getaway to celebrate their wedding.

Just a few hours after arriving at the hotel, the wife goes to the front desk and requests a taxi to take her to the airport.

A few hours later, the husband emerges from the hotel room – catching the attention of the hotel manager.

“We’re sorry to see that your wife has left,” the manager says. “Were you not having a good time?”

The man replies: “Actually, I’ve been having the time of my life. The only problem is it’s been with the hotel maid.”

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