Six-year-old Susie came home and announced: “Mum! God’s got a name.”
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“Really?” asked her mother. “How do you know that?”
“At school today, they told us that God’s name is Harold.”
“Well, they taught us in a poem,” Susie said. “Our Father, who art in Heaven. Harold be thy name …”
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