A priest falls into the sea and soon starts to drown. He’s scared but his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him.
A small boat rows to him and offers help. “No! God will help me, thank you!” gasps the priest and continues drowning.
A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of the water. “No!” fights the priest. “God alone will save me!” The boat leaves and the priest finally drowns.
In heaven, he feels betrayed and goes to ask God about it.
“Well,” thunders the Lord, “who do you think sent all those ships?!”