One day, a man found a box in ...

crochet hook and yarn

One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it.

The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him.

“When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.” 

The man looked in the box and smiled. Only two crocheted dolls were lying in the box.

“It’s been 60 years and you’ve only got two dolls! We must’ve done something right.”

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He looked closer.

“And what’s all this money from? There must be hundreds in here!”

“Oh yes,” said the wife. “That’s the money I’ve made so far from selling the dolls.”

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