Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A couple are on their honeymoon

A married couple enjoy their honeymoon. Source: Getty

A man and a woman are on their honeymoon.

The woman walks out of the bathroom in a robe, and the man says, “take off your robe we’re married now.” The woman says okay and takes off her robe.

The man then asks if he can take a photo of her to which she replies “why?”. “So I can carry you with me,” he says.

A few hours later the man comes out of the bathroom in a robe. The woman says “take off your robe, we’re married now.”

So the man says okay and takes it off. The woman then asks if she can take a photo and the man asks why. The woman replies, “so I can have it enlarged”.

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