A poorly man is resting in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his face. A nurse arrives to sponge his face and hands.
“Nurse,” he mutters. “Are my testicles black?”
The nurse blushes and informs the man she is only there to wash his face and hands. Unsatisfied with the answer, he asks again.
“Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Mortified, the nurse rushes away and gets her supervisor to see the patient.
“What seems to be the problem here?” the senior nurse asks.
“Are my testicles black?” the man mumbles.
The nurse pulls down the man’s trousers, has a quick look and then responds to the man.
“No sir, there’s nothing wrong down there.”
Frustrated, the man pulls the oxygen mask off his face and asks again.
“Are my test results back?”