It’s hard to meet people

A shy but handsome fellow is sitting in a pub, sipping a cocktail, and sees a beautiful woman seated alone at the bar. After an hour of building up his courage, he finally heads over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, hi. Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar turns in unison and stares at them. Naturally, the poor guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he shuffles back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate in Psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean, 200 dollars an hour!?”

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