A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw.
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At the emergency room, his doctor says, “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.”
The injured man replies, “But I don’t have the fingers!”
“Why didn’t you bring them?” the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”
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