An old couple is sitting on their couch …
By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Thursday 19th Oct, 2017

An old couple is sitting on their couch …

An old couple is sitting on their couch, and the woman turns to her husband.

“If I died tomorrow, would you still want to get married again at your age?”

The husband shrugs. “Well, I wouldn’t want to be lonely … so yes.”

The wife shoots him a dirty look. “Would you live in our house with your new wife?”

“Well, the house has already been paid off … so yes.”

The wife starts getting angrier. “Will she have everything of mine? Will she use my golf clubs?!”

“Oh, no,” says the husband. “She’s left-handed.”

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