An old couple is sitting on their couch, and the woman turns to her husband.
“If I died tomorrow, would you still want to get married again at your age?”
The husband shrugs. “Well, I wouldn’t want to be lonely … so yes.”
The wife shoots him a dirty look. “Would you live in our house with your new wife?”
“Well, the house has already been paid off … so yes.”
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The wife starts getting angrier. “Will she have everything of mine? Will she use my golf clubs?!”
“Oh, no,” says the husband. “She’s left-handed.”
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