A woman's family had been trying to ...

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A woman’s family had been trying to get her to purchase a hearing aid for years.

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“How much do they cost?” she asked one day.

“They’re usually about $3,000,” said one of her kids.

“Right,” the woman said. “Well, if any of you say something worth $3,000, I’ll give one.” 

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