A woman and a man get into a car …

A woman and a man get into a car accident. Neither of them are hurt, but both cars are totally wrecked.

“Thank goodness we’re all right!” the woman says. “You know, I think this is a sign from the universe that we should just be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.”

The man agrees, relieved to be unharmed.

“And here’s another miracle!” the woman points to a bottle of scotch on the ground. “This bottle was in my back seat and it didn’t break. That must be a sign we should toast to our good fortune.”

The man nods in agreement and takes a few swigs from the offered bottle. When he hands it back to the woman, she puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

“Aren’t you having any?” he asks.

“No,” says the woman. “I think I’ll just wait for the police and let them decide whose fault this is.”

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