A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy …

A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy.

When he woke up, he asked the doctor if there had been anything unusual about the results.

“Nothing at all,” said the doctor. “It’s just a routine check and there were no issues or obstructions.”

“Great,” said the man. “Now, can you write a note for my wife to tell her that my head is definitely not up there?”

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