Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A group of runners were finishing a marathon

A experienced old marathoner walked over to him. Source: Pexels.

A bunch of runners gathered at a local marathon. After hours of running, one of the men, who was completing his first ever marathon, hobbled over the finish line, groaning in pain.

An older, more experienced marathon runner walked over to him and said: “You’re going to feel a lot worse tomorrow.”

The old runner then smiled coyly and added: “But the really bad news is that in about three days, you’re going to think you had fun today.”

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