Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A short lawyer was in court

"Very likely you could," replied the shorter lawyer. Source: Getty.

A short lawyer was appearing as a witness in one of the courts. He was asked by the opposing attorney, who was over six foot tall, what he did for a living. The witness replied that he was a lawyer.

“You? A lawyer?” laughed the tall attorney. “Why, I could put you in my pocket.”

“Very likely you could,” replied the shorter lawyer. “But if you did, you’d have more law in your pocket than you ever had in your head.”

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