Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site

Eventually, Murphy finds it and runs over to Paddy. Source: Getty.

Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site when suddenly a slate fell off the roof and sliced poor Paddy’s ear clean off.

The pair rushed around the site trying to find it in time to sew it back on. Eventually, Murphy spotted it and ran over to Paddy.

“Is this yours?” he asked in a hurry.

Disappointed, Paddy replied: “No, mine had a pencil behind it!”

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