A drunk man stumbled out of the pub and began his walk home. Unfortunately, half-way there, he decided he needed to relieve himself. He burst through the first doors he saw realising it was a health club.
Trying to appear sober, he asked the clerk where their bathroom was. The clerk told him it was the third door down the corridor on the left.
Quickly, the man weaved his way down the hallway remembering only some of the directions. When he reached the third door, he turned right, opened the door and immediately fell into the deep end of a pool.
The clerk, realising the drunk man’s mistake, ran down the hall and burst through the door, ready to save him. From below he heard the man desperately shout: “Don’t flush, I’m in here!”