Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Four men get ready for their annual fishing trip

Four men have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but they decide to go anyway.

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer.

“How long have you been here? And how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” They asked him.

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes. When she pulled them away I saw she was standing there in a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she’d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place. It looked like something out of a movie.”

“What happened next?” The men asked.

“Well,” John continued. “She’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey or something and on the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, ‘Honey, you can do whatever you want’… So, boys, here I am!”

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