Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A drunk was trying to start a fight

An argumentative drunk had been looking for a fight all afternoon in the local bar, finally aiming a punch at the man next to him.

The man ducked and the drunk, losing balance, fell off his stool on to the floor.

By the time he’d dusted himself off and picked himself up, his opponent had departed.

“Not much of a fighter, was he?” he slurred to the barman.

“Not much of a driver either, sir,” said the barman, gazing out of the window. “He’s just run into your car several times.”

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