Daily Joke: A pharmacist sees a woman jumping up and down

A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle while jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman: “What’s the matter?”

She replies: “I didn’t notice until after I took the medicine that it said, ‘Shake Well’.”

A driver was pulled over by the police for speeding

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously.

“I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.”

“Well, show me,” the officer demanded.

The driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, starting with three, then more, and then finally seven at one time. He juggled them overhand, underhand and behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take, and said to himself: “I’ve got to give up drinking! Look at the test they’re giving now”.

Johnny was tiptoeing around the house

Johnny’s mother sees the young boy tiptoeing down the hall with a bucket of water.

She asks: “Johnny, why are you tiptoeing around with a bucket of water?”

Johnny answers: “Dad asked me to quietly wake him at five”.