Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A bishop visited a young parish priest

A bishop visited a young parish priest. He examined his church for a few days before eventually sitting him down for a meeting.

He said: “You know, I wasn’t sure about a few of these ideas – particularly opening a drive through confessional, but I admit it must be working as confessions are up by 30 per cent.”

The young priest smiled proudly and said: “Wow, thank you! That’s great feedback.”

“That’s all good and well,” the bishop answered. “But I’m afraid I do have to draw the line at the flashing neon sign on the church roof that says ‘Toot and Tell or go to Hell’.”

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