An 86-year-old man visited the doctor for a check-up.
“I’ve never felt better,” the man said. “I have a 20-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”
The doctor thought for a second.
“An old friend of mine went hunting one day, but he accidentally picked up his walking stick instead of his gun.
“He came across a beaver at the water’s edge and, realising he couldn’t shoot the creature, aimed his walking stick at it instead and just said, ‘Bang, bang.’
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“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.”
The doctor looked at his patient. “Now, what do you think happened?”
“Well,” said the 86-year-old, “I’d say somebody else pumped a couple rounds into that beaver.”
“My point exactly,” said the doctor.
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