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A young girl was watching her mother …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Thursday 6th Jul, 2017

A young girl was watching her mother …

A young girl was watching her mother put on makeup.

“Nearly time to go,” said the mother. “Be good for the babysitter.”

She applied her lipstick and went to leave, but her daughter cried out.

“Mummy, you can’t go yet! You forgot to kiss the toilet paper goodbye!”

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