Our Daily Joke: A little girl was talking to her teacher

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

“Mr Smith, can a whale really swallow a human?” the little girl asked.

“It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human,” Mr Smith said. “Even though it is a large mammal, it has a very small throat.”

“But Jonah was swallowed by a whale in the Bible,” the girl said.

“The Bible must have been mistaken,” Mr Smith said. “It’s just impossible for a human to be swallowed by a whale.”

“Fine,” the girl said. “When I get to heaven, I’ll ask Jonah what happened.”

“And what if Jonah went to hell?” Mr Smith asked cheekily.

“Then you ask him!”

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