A blonde man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was ironing clothing, behind my chair while I was watching TV. She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron”.
“Wow that is terrible” responded the doctor, and what happened to your other ear?”
“Well” the blonde guy responded, “Right afterwards, the phone rang again!”