The little girl’s premonitions 29



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One day, a father and his daughter are together. The father is putting the daughter to sleep. After the father leaves, he hears her saying her prayers. He hears her say, ”God bless mummy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa”.

The father hears all of this and barges back into the room. He asks her, ”Why did you say the last part?” The daughter replies, ”Because I needed to”.

The next day, grandpa dies. The father thinks, ”Is this just a coincidence?”

That night he tucks her daughter into bed. He leaves the room to only hear her prayers again. He hears, ”Bless mummy and daddy, rest in peace grandma”.

The father now is thinking, “Holy crap, my daughter can see into the future?” The next day, grandma dies.

A week later nothing happens, but the night before Sunday, he is tucking his daughter into bed once more. He leaves and listens for any more prayers. Sure enough, there is another prayer. He hears, ”Bless you mummy, rest in peace daddy”.

The father starts panicking and saying, ”Oh no! I’m going to die tomorrow!”

The following start of the next day consisted the father being alert all the time, checking the clock, looking around the room, etc. He goes to work to do the same things and freaking out.

He looks at the clock again three hours later. It’s past midnight. The father says, “How is this possible? I should be dead!”

He goes home and finds his wife on the couch with a scared look on her face. She asks, “What took you so long!?”

The father says, “Listen honey, today I haven’t had the best of days”

Then as soon as he is about to tell what happened, she blurts out, “I saw the mailman die yesterday!”

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  1. That so funny… Nice to be able to have a laugh these days. ….There seems to be getting less and less to laugh about in our crazy messed up world.

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