“I fell overboard,” says the Captain, “and before my mates could pull me aboard, a shark bit it off.”
“Awful,” says the sailor. “And how did you lose your eye?”
“Seagull droppings,” says the Captain.
“Amazing,” says the sailor. “I didn’t know seagull droppings could put your eye out.”
“Can’t,” says the Captain. “But it was my first day with the hook.”
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