Two elderly Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, were in a bar enjoying a drink.
An old retriever dog was in the corner of the bar licking his nether area.
Paddy turned to Mick and said. “You see that old dog Mick? I would love to be able to do that”.
Mick had a sip of his drink and replied to Paddy.
“Well Paddy if you pat him nicely, he might let you”.