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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, “Oh mum! You don’t have to worry about that! I’m dating Susan!”


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  1. Not funny. .

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  2. Accept lesbian relationship and gay relationship

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    • Everyone is accepting it, no-one is putting it down, we just think it’s funny. My son rang a few years ago to tell me he was seeing Chris, took me a moment to realise it was a woman no-one liked and is a proper tramp. Told him when they broke up I would have been happier had Chris been a man and he had come out, she wasn’t, and he didn’t, and he does have a beautiful daughter from the relationship and another lovely partner.

  3. Oh for goodness sake it’s only a joke.Tooo much damn PC nowadays

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  4. I think it is very funny ! It is a joke but if it were a true story it should make you consider that your children are people who will live a life for themselves not for you ! And if you love them you will just want them to be well and happy nothing else matters!

  5. Not like another young lady, then.
    Chelsea came home very, very late one night a few years ago.
    Hilary was sitting up waiting for her. “You’ve been having sex!” she yelled.
    “Not by dad’s definition,” came the reply.

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