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Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

The Lord spoke unto them saying, “I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie… Hell is waiting for you.”

To the first man the Lord asked, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?”

The first man replied, “Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife.”

The Lord replied, “Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation.”

To the second man the Lord asked, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?”

The second man replied, “Lord, I cheated on my wife twice.”

The Lord replied, “I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four-bedroom house and a BMW.”

To the third man the Lord asked, “So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” The third man replied, “Lord, I cheated on my wife about eight times.”

The Lord replied, “I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a moped for your transportation.”

A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out.

“Why are you crying?” the two men asked.

“You got the mansion and limo!”

The first man replied, “I’m crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!”

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