A first grade teacher tells her class that she is a New Zealander and asks them to raise their hands if they are New Zealanders.
All of their hands explode into the air, except one girl named Kristen. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I am not a New Zealander,” the girl responds.
“Then,” asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a proud Australian,” boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little annoyed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Australian.
“Well, my mom and dad are Australian, so I’m a Australian too.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason. What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
“Well,” says Kristen,
“I’d be a New Zealander”
What is your best Aussie joke? New Zealanders, what is your best joke?