Poor Paddy 37



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Paddy and Murphy were contracted to repair a roof so Paddy got ladder against the side of the house and climbed up to the roof. Suddenly, he felt ill and dizzy.

“Oh Murph,” Paddy said, “I’m feelin all sick and me head is spinning an I think I’m agonna fall”.

Concerned, Murphy asked him “Have you got vertigo?”

“Oh no,” Paddy replied, “I jis live roond da corner”.

Meanwhile, Irish deep sea divers have been astounded to discover that despite being at the bottom of the Atlantic for more than a century, the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full!   

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  1. no
    irish jokes they are racist.

    2 REPLY
    • Rubbish….. I am of Irish decent and I love them…..I am an Aussie and we can take the Mickey out of anyone we like without it being racist.

    • Susan Bell your comment must have been made to see how many responses you would get. There can be no other reason.

  2. Thank you really like reading this

    1 REPLY
    • I am sorry but I think a joke is a joke, just good fun.

  3. I haven’t met an Irish person yet who doesn’t have a great sense of humour.

  4. Luckily the Irish have a good sense of humour!

    1 REPLY
    • Yes, Max, and it’s just as well! I worked with an Irishman back in the 1970s. We told him but he never understood, ‘whale, oil, beef, hooked,’ and yet he pronounced it perfectly… and wondered why we found it funny!

  5. Hey here is a great dad/grandad joke: What do you call a bird that flies around all day sticking its head into beehive? A boobee! Hahaha

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