May the best rat win

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking, bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bag of rat poison!”

The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!”

Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat.”

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