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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five kilos”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 kilos.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day”

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.


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  1. What do u tell a blond with two black eyes. Nothing!!! She has already been told twice. Pls send complaints to www. Dont care . Com

  2. forget the diet Anne ,I have a fantastic blonde who plays great piano and has a great jazz band and she is a great looking sort ,putting up a (you tube ) pic Go the blondes. Bazz xx.

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