Little Johnny’s cat problem

Little Johnny’s teacher asks him, “If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many
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Little Johnny’s teacher asks him, “If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?”

Little Johnny replies, “Seven!”

His teacher asks him again more slowly, “If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?”

But again Little Johnny replies, “Seven!”

Next she asks, “If I get two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would I have?”

Little Johnny replies, “Six!”

“Good Job Johnny! Now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?”

Johnny thinks for a second, “Seven.”

His teacher gets mad, “Johnny, where do you get seven?!”

Johnny replies, “You gave me six cats, and I already have a freaking cat!”

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