Driving home with a new phone

Barry was so excited to get a new mobile phone, he decided to call when he was on his way home from town. He thumbed Emma’s number as he turned on to the highway.

“Emma put supper on, I’m on my way home”.

Emma says, “Be careful because I hear some nut is driving the wrong way on the freeway”

“It’s worse than that Emma: there’s not just one, there’s hundreds of them!”

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