A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the priests’s hand.
He said, ‘Father, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine mass. Damned good!’
The priest said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity’
The man said, ‘I was so damned impressed with that mass I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!’
The priest said, ‘No sh*t?’