Don’t mess with seniors! 68



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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.50 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.

“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

“Yes,” said the waitress.

“I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said.

“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.

“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

Don’t mess with seniors!


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  1. You think this is funny! I actually went to a McDonald’s and because I didn’t want The coke it was going to cost me more for a meal deal, I explained I didn’t want the coke and didn’t want to pay less, the young lady still wanted to charge me more!
    I left and went to another cafe’

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