A man is dying, and the hospital calls the family to the hospital.
The Father calls Harry his son and says, “You know the houses I have in Chiswick, 20 of them they are yours.”
The son replies, “Thank you so much, Father.”
The Father calls the next son John.
“You know the houses I have in Windsor they are yours 35 of them.”
The son replies, ” Thank you so much, Father.”
Then he calls the last son. “Philip you know the houses I have in Fulham, they are yours all 45 Of them.”
The son replied, ” Thank you, Father.”
The nurse sitting in the room turns to the wife and says, “your husband must be a very wealthy man!”
The wife turns around and says, “no he most definitely is not. He is a window cleaner!”
A married couple, both 60 years old, was celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.
Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy picked up her wand and poof – the husband was 90!